In a message dated 96-03-28 16:48:48 EST, you write:
>I guess I wasn't paying attention the first time around. How does one
>use this on EHS steel and Phillystran? Tnx/Barry
>
Hiya, Barry --
I just ordered one of these gauges so I'll let you know specifically.
The way that you typically measure the tension is with in conjunction
with a cable grip and comealong. Put the cable grip up on the guywire,
attach the gauge, then the comealong to the guy anchor. Now start taking up
the slack with the comealong. Keep cranking until the the turnbuckle hardware
goes slack. As soon as it goes slack, stop. You have now transferred the
guy tension to the comealong and gauge. Look at the gauge, the reading on
the gauge is the tension. Adjust the comealong until you reach the desired
reading. Now adjust the turnbuckle until the comealong goes slack. Now
you've transferred your new tension to the guy wire and turnbuckle hardware.
You only have to measure one guy wire on each level; by definition they'll
all be the same tension (all else being equal). This is done, of course,
after you've tightened the guy wires to initial approximate tension and the
tower is plumb.
73 and good luck, Steve K7LXC
>From Doug Grant <0006008716@mcimail.com> Sat Mar 30 16:21:00 1996
From: Doug Grant <0006008716@mcimail.com> (Doug Grant)
Subject: 1996 Poisson d'Avril Contest
Message-ID: <35960330162153/0006008716DC1EM@MCIMAIL.COM>
ANNOUNCING THE 42nd POISSON D'AVRIL CONTEST
0001Z - 1954Z April 1, 1996
I. Objective
The objective of the Poisson d'Avril contest is to promote the use of humor
in the field of amateur radio contesting by amateurs worldwide before,
during, and after the contest period. Actual on-the-air activity is
encouraged, but optional. All amateurs with a sense of humor are eligible. It
can be used as a way to vent your frustrations in writing after the CQ WPX
contest, held the two days preceding the P d'A.
II. Contest Period
0001-1954Z April 1, 1996, give or take your personal schedule. If you are
busy on April 1, feel free to operate (or not operate) whenever it is
convenient for you. If this rule catches on, we will petition the ARRL,
CQ, and anyone else who sponsors contests to adopt this rule.
III. Entry Classes
As with most contests, there are two Major Entry Categories:
1. anything-goes-including-illegal-power-blood-sport
2. why-do-the-same-guys-always-win-they-must-be-cheating-please-
change-the-rules-so-I-can-win
Within Major Category 1, the sub-classes are:
1A. Single-operator
In this category, packet spotting may be used (including self-spotting, and
remote connection via Internet to remote Packetclusters), and any other
stretch of the rules you can imagine. Essentially anything goes, so be
creative. Just don't tell anyone your secret techniques besides the P d'A
Contest Committee. We won't tell anyone else (nudge, nudge). Relief
operators may also be used as long as they sound more or less like you on
phone.
1B. Multi-operator
Multi-operator entrants may use as many stations per band as possible. There
is no limit to the maximum distance between stations, as long as all antennas
are located within a radius of 20,000 km. Physical connection between the
between the transmitter and antennas is not required.
Within Major Category 2, entrants may invent their own category, reflecting
their own personal reason for not entering Major Category 1. Examples include
"Single-op-the-contest-is-too-long-because-I-have-a-job-and-family-unlike-
those-guys-in-Major-Category-1-so-I-only-operated-an-hour";
"Single-op-but-I-only-have-a-small-(your choice of real estate, equipment,
or body part here)-and-can't-possibly-beat-those-other-guys";
"Multi-op-but-most-of-the-guys-are-from-my-local-club-and-just-wanted-to-
drink-beer-all-weekend-since-we-couldn't-afford-a-DXpedition".
You get the picture. Be creative.
NOTE: There are no QRP categories, so QRPers should pay special attention
to the following section:
We're all tired of having to dig your pathetic weak signals out of the
noise. Give us a break. Geez! What ever possessed you to start this
insanity anyway? Enough is enough. Turn up the power, get an amplifier,
and put up a decent antenna so we can *hear* you for a change! You'd be
amazed how much more fun contesting is when people can hear you! Life's
too short for QRP! Get a life!
IV. Modes
All modes are permitted. On 20 meters, cross-mode SSB-to-SSTV contacts are
worth double, and 100 bonus points are awarded for each profanity uttered
by a slow-scan operator who switches to SSB to yell at the contest operator.
Examples include: "Get the h*ll off the slow-scan channel", or "It's one of
those d*mn contesters, Clem. Let's get him the h*ll off our channel. Here's
a picture of my prize sheep in a bikini deedle-deedle-deedle...".
V. Bands
All bands are permitted. Ham bands, WARC bands, jazz bands, rubber bands,
Band-Aids, and valence bands may be used. U.S. PCS bands may be used as
long as you have the highest current FCC auction bid in your MTA, and submit
an equal amount to the P d'A Contest Committee.
Since enforcement of the European 40M band plan often provokes monitoring
of frequencies near 7040, U.S. stations should listen for European stations
below 7005 to avoid being caught by the policemen. European stations should
consult the ARRL Net Directory for frequencies of 75M rag-chew nets to be
used as listening frequencies during split-frequency operation.
VI. Exchange
Each contact must consist of complete callsigns of both stations, and maybe
even another if you feel up to it (note: high rates may be used as an
excuse for failing to confirm the other station's callsign after initial
copy of a partial. The last two letters are the only critical information
anyway - see "Multipliers" below).
Exchanges must also include signal report, serial number, grid square
(6-character format), number of fingers you've lost in crank-up tower
accidents, current price of Scotch 88 in your area, update on your tower
litigation, highest power you have ever heard rumored to be used by an
active amateur (be sure to ask very loud stations from Southern Europe
during the contest if they're really only running 300 watts), and your
latest gripe about CT support. QSOs with K7LXC must include a question on
tower installation.
VIII. Scoring
Each contact, real or imagined, counts for points regardless of band, mode,
signal report, or ethnic heritage. Only one contact per QSO, except as
noted for 20M SSB-to-SSTV QSOs.
IX. Multipliers
Multipliers are the callsign suffixes (see suffix definition below) worked.
Why not? It's as meaningless and requires the same lack of strategy as the
WPX!
Suffixes are defined as the last two letters of the callsign, officially
encouraging the use of this advanced operating practice used by most of the
world's finest operators (Oops...did I give away one of those secrets known
only by the contesting elite?).
XIII. Log Submission
Unlike *some* contest sponsors, the Poisson d'Avril Contest Committee accepts
log submissions via Internet. In fact, we *only* accept logs via Internet.
Use whatever format you like. We accept just about anything. Just make sure
there's some kind of string of ASCII chracters in there someplace. Logs
submitted by postal mail will be automatically disqualified. The Email
address for log submission is Poisson54@aol.com. Include T-shirt size,
credit card number and expiration date in the entry - preferably in the
Subject field so we can forward it easily.
Please do *not* send entries to the Contest Reflector or any other Internet
newsgroup or mailing list. Some people simply don't have a sense of humor.
Really.
XX. Results
A summary of the best entries will be compiled and posted whenever the
Committee gets around to it, probably sometime around Dayton. Inclusion in
this summary is as close to an award as you'll ever see.
The 1995 P d'A results will be published in the May 1996 issue of CQ
Magazine. Maybe. One guess as to who won.
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