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Subject: [AMPS] humor
From: km1h@juno.com (km1h @ juno.com)
Date: Thu, 11 Sep 1997 17:11:06 EDT
Copied from another reflector...dont shoot the messenger. Just try and
adapt it to some current discussions.

73...Carl   KM1H



Subject: [Fwd: (Fwd) alarmists]
To: <amps@contesting.com>
Date: Thu, 11 Sep 1997 13:09:02 -0400
Message-ID: <341825AE.221B@worldnet.att.net>

> 
> A freshman at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater
> Idaho  Falls Science Fair, April 26.  He was attempting to show how
> conditioned we have become to the alarmists practicing junk science
> and spreading fear of everything in our environment.  In his project
> he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total
> elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."  And for plenty of
> good reasons, since it can
>     1. cause excessive sweating and vomiting
>     2. it is a major component in acid rain
>     3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
>     4. accidental inhalation can kill you
>     5. it contributes to erosion
>     6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
>     7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients
> He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.
> Forty-three said yes, six were undecided, and only one knew that the
> chemical was water.  The title of his prize winning project was,
> "How Gullible Are We?"  He feels the conclusion is obvious.
>



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