Late breaking news from B.N.N.
Dateline: Rancho Santa Fe, CA
The 39 men & women who were thought of dying from a mass suicide were all
well known members of the Southern California Contest Club. Authorities
have now identified the mystical computer program left behind as TR log.
At this time it is recommended anyone who has a copy of this very dangerous
program in their possession should delete it immediately from their hard
drive as it poses a serious mental health hazard.
Authorities have now discounted this alien space ship and Big Bopper
comet stories as a coverup. It is thought to be a bunch of garganzola
propagated by the Boring Amateur Radio Club and club station K7RAT.
The Boring Amateur Radio Club is regard as the prime suspects, even
though they haven't ruled out the Potomac Valley, Frankfort or Northen
California Radio Clubs.
When I interviewed Captain Dupa, the chief investigator, on what could
the possible motive be, he said off the record, "W3LPL was seen with
several tractor trailer trucks hauling away the bunk beds and transporting
them to his multi-multi estate. Also a crew headed by N2AA has removed
the Nike shoes from the crime scene, and it seems all the Frankfort members
are now wearing similar shoes"!
Also he believes the Boring Amateur Radio Club has wanted this coveted
location in order to dominate future multi-international contests.
He said one positive thing that has resulted from this terribly tragedy
is the shifting of power to the Northen California little gun contesters.
They have been able to buy up many major stations and properies for pennies
on a dollar and are now applying for the vacated vanity contest calls. One
enigma he can't understand is why all the widows, families and neighbors
are celebrating.
Sincerely,
dr. Bafoofnik
p.s., Captain Dupa says he no longer drinks Absolute Vodka!
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