> > WARNING!!! If you receive an e-mail titled "JOIN THE CREW" DO NOT
> > open it! It will erase EVERYTHING on your hard drive! Send this
> > letter out to as many people you can....this is a new virus and
> not
> > many people know about it! This message was received this morning
> > from IBM, and the Army National Guard, please share it with anyone
> > that might access the Internet.
>
Here is some additional info.
--Trey, N5KO
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GoodTimes Email Virus FAQ:
Goodtimes will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will
scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will
recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream
goes melty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards,
screw up the tracking on your television and use subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CD's you try to play.
It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix
Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink all your beer and leave its
socks out on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will
put a dead kitten in the back pocket of your good suit pants and hide
your car keys when you are late for work.
Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you
nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in your gas tank and
shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend behind your
back and billing the dinner and hotel room to your Discover card.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such
is the power of Goodtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully
those things we hold most dear.
It moves your car randomly around parking lots so you can't find it. It
will kick your dog. It will leave libidinous messages on your boss's
voice mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous
and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of
mauve.
Goodtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat
up. It will make a batch of Methanphedime in your bathtub and then leave
bacon cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase gradeschoolers
with your new snowblower.
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