Phil et al, now this really is PC....
SEASONAL GREETING
SEASONAL GREETING from me ("the Wishor") to you ("the
Wishee")
The Wishor offers the Wishee on a strictly without prejudice
basis, without any obligation of any kind, whether express, implied
or otherwise, the Wishor's best gender-neutral non-discriminatory wishes for
a socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive,
environmentally conscious celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion or secular practises of your choice, with respect for
the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others,
or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all AND a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the calendar year 2002, but with
due respect for the calendars of other cultures and/or sects, and having due
regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith,
or sexuality of the said Wishee ("the Greeting").
In accepting the Greeting the Wishee acknowledges that he/she is bound by
and subject to the following terms: 1. The Greeting may be subject to
further clarification or withdrawal by the Wishor at any time and without
further notice to the Wishee; 2. The Greeting is freely transferable to
other parties at the sole discretion of the Wishee, provided that the Wishee
shall make no alteration to the Greeting and that the rights of the Wishor
are duly acknowledged; 3. The Greeting implies no contractual obligation on
the part of the Wishor to actually implement any of it's term and/or
conditions, or to be bound by it's terms and'or conditions; 4. The Greeting
may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions
herein may not be binding upon the Wishee in certain jurisdictions and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the said Wishor without further notice;
5. The Greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably as may be expected
within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or
until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first;
6. The Wishor warrants that this greeting will only remain extant for
the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a further wish at the
sole discretion of the Wishor. Any references, whether express or implied,
in this greeting to any festive figure or figures (such as, but in no way
limited to, "Father Christmas", "That Jolly Red Chap", "Elves", "Faries" or
"Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer") whether actual or fictitious, alive or
dead, shall not imply any endorsement by or from that figure in respect of
this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party
names and/or images are hereby acknowledged.
This greeting (which shall remain without prejudice and
subject to contract until accepted by the Wishee) contains the entire
understanding between the Wishor and Wishee with respect to the subject
matter of the Greeting and supersedes all and any prior greetings.
The Greeting is made in accordance with and will be governed
by English law.
Have a good Christmas all and best wishes for the New Year,
Marc, G0TOC
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