Having read the references to K0TEX and ZF2NT, I feel it's time to make
the following announcement:
XT Logs and Raytheonex Corp. have teamed up to bring you the QRM
Destroyer. Available in tower-mounted and nuclear submarine designs, the
Destroyer represents the latest in HARM-missile technology. Once you've
located the source of your interference, hit FIRE and the Destroyer
launches a missile carrying a one-ton warhead with conventional
explosives capable of flights up to 6,000 kilometers. The missile follows
a foolproof flight plan set by your rotator control box and augmented by
an on-board IDD (idiot detection device) and highly directional HF
receiver. Within minutes, your offending station is destroyed.
Works only during major contests, targets only bootleg stations (sorry
Black Hole, you can't take out the east coasters) and self-destructs
before detonation if any sentient intelligence is detected at the target
site. Interfaces to most logging programs and rotator control boxes.
SPECIAL!
Buy one QRM Destroyer and get the second at no charge. Buy two and I'll
throw in the Red October 2, a 1/4 scale, nuclear-powered submarine
capable of putting six warheads within seconds of offending stations.
Park one in the Hudson River and watch out! Watch this space in case of
Apocalypse. Fission warheads will then be available.
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73, kelly
VE4XT
ve4xt@mts.net
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pronouns used only for convenience. Your mileage may vary. In case of
discrepancy between these opinions and the REAL opinions of the author,
the latter shall prevail. May contain peanuts. Not responsible for lost
belongings. Past performance is no guarantee of future returns.
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