[AMPS] Giant Buttered Cat Array

[scook@azstarnet.com (scook@azstarnet.com)]

Rich,

When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet, and when toast is dropped, 
it always 
lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap buttered toast to 
the back 
of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant 
buttered 
cat array, a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.

C-Ya!

-SC

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