Sorry you had a problem with ebay, Kevin. I have bought and sold over a
dozen pieces of old and newer ham gear on ebay, and have never had a
problem. In fact, the gear I bought was in surprisingly better condition
than what I expected for the price paid.
Of course, I like to limit my buying from hams only- and most hams use
their callsign as their ebay name. To me its a sign of credobility.
73,
Henry, N4VHK
On Fri, 27 Jul 2001, Kevin Hemsley wrote:
>
> For any of you who are looking to buy gear on eBay, here is a guide to
> phrases you will find on eBay describing amateur radio equipment, and their
> real Translation.
>
> eBay: This rig puts out a BIG signal.
> Translation: It's 50 kHz wide.
>
> eBay: This is a really good CW rig.
> Translation: It doesn't work on SSB.
>
> eBay: I'd keep this baby, but my wife is making me clean everything
> out.
> Translation: I finally got around to giving this thing the proverbial
> heave-ho.
>
> eBay: This is a really good SSB rig.
> Translation: It doesn't work on CW.
>
> eBay: It comes with the original box.
> Translation: Just brush out the kitty litter.
>
> eBay: This is a really good rig.
> Translation: It doesn't work on CW or SSB.
>
> eBay: The transmitter is outstanding.
> Translation: It doesn't receive.
>
> eBay: The receiver is really hot.
> Translation: It doesn't transmit.
>
> eBay: This rig is really hot.
> Translation: It's stolen.
>
> eBay: It seems to be a vintage regenerative type.
> Translation: It oscillates.
>
> eBay: I just retubed it.
> Translation: Got 'em from questionable used tube stock.
>
> eBay: I just aligned it.
> Translation: The slugs on the transformers are jammed.
>
> eBay: I don't know if it works.
> Translation: It doesn't work, probably never has.
>
> eBay: It doesn't chirp.
> Translation: it doesn't chirp because it doesn't transmit.
>
> eBay: The audio sounds great.
> Translation: The 120Hz buzz is faithfully reproduced.
>
> eBay: I just had it serviced.
> Translation: I sprayed WD-40 over all the wiring.
>
> eBay: Better "buy it now", cause it won't last.
> Translation: No translation needed.
>
> eBay: It works at full power.
> Translation: It sucks all it can from the wall.
>
> eBay: This rig has wide frequency coverage.
> Translation: It drifts up and down and out of band.
>
> eBay: Frequency stability is great.
> Translation: The VFO doesn't work - you'll have to use crystals.
>
> eBay: Real popular rig in its day.
> Translation: There were whole HF nets on the repair and maintenance
> problems.
>
> eBay: QST gave this one a really great review.
> Translation: The language broke new ground for profanity.
>
> eBay: It might need a bit of tweaking.
> Translation: Marconi himself couldn't fix it, much less align it.
>
> eBay: It was used in government service.
> Translation: It was stored outdoors on a wooden pallet.
>
> eBay: The dial drive may need lubricating.
> Translation: The gears are stripped and the setscrews frozen.
>
> eBay: I plugged it in to check that it lights up.
> Translation: The light came from the two foot high flames.
>
> eBay: I'm selling it because I have two of them.
> Translation: I'm getting rid of my parts radio.
>
> eBay: You won't find one at a better price.
> Translation: Better from the point of view of the seller.
>
> eBay: This is a collector's item.
> Translation: The manufacturer just went belly up and won't honor the
> warranty.
>
> eBay: It came from an estate sale.
> Translation: If you have any problem take it up with the deceased owner.
>
> eBay: It worked last time I used it.
> Translation: if it still worked I'd still be using it.
>
> eBay: The only lightning damage was a fuse.
> Translation: The only lightning damage I recognized was a fuse.
>
> eBay: I have the _______ somewhere I'll send it to you.
> Translation: you'll never see the _______.
>
> eBay: I'll pay for the shipping.
> Translation: I'll do anything to unload this boat anchor.
>
> eBay: It works ok on 80 meters.
> Translation: It had some parasitics but I got in and really messed it up and
> now I want to unload it.
>
> eBay: The tubes used by this rig are worth the asking price.
> Translation: The rig uses a rare 7360 beam deflection tube for a balanced
> modulator, but it's blown and you'll spend $80 to get a new one.
>
> eBay: This is the rig of my dreams.
> Translation: I really wanted one of these as a kid, but now I've got to let
> it go. As I've gotten older, I've learned what a hunka junk it is.
>
> eBay: The signal quality of this rig was easily recognizable in its
> day.
> Translation: The high distortion and bad audio quickly identified this rig.
>
> eBay: This rig will bring back the feelings and atmosphere of vintage
> ham gear.
> Translation: The bypass capacitors to the AC line put enough voltage on the
> chassis to give you a shock in the lips through the microphone, and it
> smokes so bad when you turn it on that you'll probably start coughing and
> wheezing.
>
>
> Thanks,
> Kevin
> ------------------------------------------------------
> Kevin Hemsley
> kev@ida.net
> KB7TYA
>
>
>
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