Stew Perry Topband Challenge
Call: K1TN
Operator(s): K1TN
Station: K1TN
Class: Single Op LP
QTH: IN
Operating Time (hrs): 3
Summary:
Total: QSOs = 58 Total Score = 1
Club:
Comments:
2004 Stew Perry Topband Distance Challenge ? Whining, excuses, etc.
It was a dark and stormy Friday night before the 2004 Stew Perry Topband
Distance Challenge when, despite a severe case of indispostion which is not so
unusual when you are so old you can remember when a DX-20 was an upgrade, I
pulled the back door closed and locked behind me before realizing that I?d left
the door key inside the house, to see if my 14-year-old Subaru Legacy L wagon
with the original battery, air conditioning, and some but not objectionable rust
but it's paid for and for which I had the key would deign to start, so I could
drive to Home Depot for a 500-foot spool of wire to erect a last-minute Beverage
receiving antenna for the impending ?Stew? contest that inexplicably begins and
ends in broad daylight at this location nestled among the barren, dormant
soybean fields of east central Indiana and the Ninth Call Area which, despite
being in Indiana, is on Eastern Time, which suggests I should be able to work
lots of European DX but I can?t, and which still does not explain why the Stew
begins in broad daylight but as I always say when I hoist a Guinness at 9 in the
morning although I usually can?t afford Guinness ?It?s after noon in England.?
The Subaru ground to a start but failed to roll away smoothly as it sometimes
does perhaps because the left rear tire was flat and could not be changed due to
the spare tire being flat as well or at least too low on air for safe motoring,
my automobile club membership having been revoked for too many calls to them
that never resulted in anything except my being routed around their phone system
and maybe I said a bad word to their computer, and all the neighbors being
gathered at a holiday party and way too inebriated even to answer the telephone
much less drive up here on one of their tractors or other farm vehicles which
didn?t matter anyway because the phone company had disconnected me after I fried
one of their connectors trying to load up the phone line on 160 Meters two weeks
before in the ARRL 160 Meter Contest, which I lost, but it wasn?t even close,
and I didn?t feel like changing a tire anyway and I?d even used a counterpoise
on the phone line which just proves that RF engineers (which I am not) aren?t
always right.
Then in a roaring white-hot blaze of neural activity I realized that what is
phone cable but wire? So I yanked it down from the house to the pole being
careful not to make any sudden twisting motions related to my lower back and
scored several insulators in the process, then peeled away the jacket only to
find that the tiny wires inside were massively corroded which may explain why it
was taking about five minutes to load a single web page on my dial-up internet
connection but I could always send my official N6TR plaque entry (for whining
and excuses) from a computer at the library except that by now it was Sunday and
the library was closed. The Challenge would be over in a couple of hours and it
nearly daylight and I hardly worked anybody, so when for what turned out to be
the last time I grasped the MFJ paddle which generates extraneous dits but I use
it because my original FYO paddle is too valuable to use and a spring came loose
from the mechanism and launched itself into my forehead and I didn?t even have a
spare Guinness to apply to the wound, I quit. But it was fun.
Jim Cain, K1TN/Indiana
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With respect to Edward George Bulwer-Lytton
FT100D, 100 watts
End-fed wire
CT9.83
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